Bourdain Wire

Culinary celeb Anthony Bourdain weighed in on Toronto's current state of crack affairs via social media, tweeting "Oh, #RobFord, wherever I am in the world, I can count on you to brighten my Twitter feed with your madcap hi jinks!" Tony's experience with drunken stupors and drugs renders him an expert on the matter, although unlike Ford, he seems to stay classy despite his dabblings. [Twitter]